Munky's Scribble Vault

The following is a collection of short stories and random snippets of writing that I've done over the years. Munky thought it'd be a good idea if I put them up on the site, so I let him sift through my shit and he picked out some stuff that's worth reading.

I'll put more stuff up as they come or as I find more old shit that's worth digging out.

If you'd rather just look at pretty pictures, try the Doodle Vault.

How do you point a gun at someone and still grin like that?


One Wednesday night on the 302

A story I wrote after I got busted by bus inspectors for paying the incorrect fare.

Kimble's adventure in the kitchen

Kimble tries to cook a roast, and ends up learning a valuable lesson.

What I remember about the rain

Something I wrote for a creative writing class in uni. Kinda soppy.

How to look cool in a coat

Chris' guide to looking cool in a coat; adapted from an email I wrote ages ago.

It never gets any easier

Chris helps Munky make a big life-changing decision.

The Crouching Tiger Crotch Grab

Munky relates his theory about a kungfu move that seems to sedate females.

Why Jap porn is fake

Chris does a write up comparing sci-fi and jap porn.

The best way to spite an ex

Chris' opinion on what drives people to seek fame in the media spotlight.

MMORPGs and You!

A girl's guide to her boyfriend's other commitment.

The Day of Reckoning
(NEW)
The events and drama surrounding
a failing Hard Drive