"GWAR!" says the Hockey Zombie

Okay, I like zombies. Technically, I'm shit-scared of zombies and I always imagine the terror that I would feel if everyone around me were to become zombies... but otherwise I like the concept of zombies. But despite that fact (and the fact that everyone knows I like zombies) I haven't actually included zombies in many of my works to date! Yes, my debut work was HotD2 which was all about zombies... but until Fiona Darwin's Zombie Hockey I haven't made anything else which included nor even referenced zombies! Yet everyone thinks I'm obsessed with zombies and include them in every other work I make.

Anyway, I did include them in Fiona Darwin's Zombie Hockey because well, I thought it was a long enough break in between zombie works... But obviously not long enough because everyone gave me shit and made icky comments like: "Oh no... not zombies again... why is it always about zombies?" But it's not! I didn't... nooooo!

Okay, I'm babbling because I'm drunk.

Anyway, I was at Dave's place today, and I spied Pete's tablet! His unused tablet! So I managed to borrow it, and used it to do this here image of a hockey-zombie from the game... In the game, the zombies were all flat-colored, with little to no shadows or textures... so this one's all prettied up. Well, as pretty as a zombie could get anyway...

Tablets are cool! Yay for tablets! Yay for zombies! Hurray for Gnar Kill!

Why do I always drink the soup that comes with Maggi instant noodles, knowing that it'll make me feel sick later? Oh that's right... because I'm drunk and don't know any better!