Dig it, hepcats!


14th June, 2007

Paris in Jail

While Paris Hilton is in jail, people are making some funny shit about this particular story. My favorite is this video based on her Stars Are Blind video clip. It's hilarious!


14th June, 2007

Harry Potter spells for the bedroom

Having magic spells at your command can't exactly be a bad thing, what with being able to conjure shit and stuff. But of course, the Harry Potter books being the children's books they are, Harry never gets to use them creatively like a real teenager would. We on the other hand, are free from such censorship and restraints, so we can do whatever we want with those spells.

So if you're a wizard and wanna have some fun with your magic, here's a list of creative ways you can use those spells in the bedroom:

"Incarerous!"
Ties someone or something up with ropes. You know, if you're kinky like that.

“Engorgio!”
A charm that causes the target to enlarge. Perfect for when you accidentally buy your girlfriend a bra that’s a few cup sizes too big,
or if your boyfriend's just a little bit less than spectacular.

“Diffindo!”
Tears a target or a specific area on a target. Trying to remove the aforementioned bra will never be a chore again!

“Obliviate!”
Used to alter or remove a subject’s memories of an event. To be used if you ever moan the wrong name in bed, or to be used on yourself if you wake up in bed the morning after next to a person NOT of your sexual preference.

"Impedimenta!"
Used to stop or slow a person down. Handy spell for date rapists.


5th June, 2007

Dumpsters and drugstores

You know, Jo likes to pretend to complain about the place where Drew proposed to her (the area downstairs from her apartment, just near the garbage area). She likes to say how it's not an amazingly romantic place, and how it's unforgettable in the sense that she'd like to forget it but can't. Well, I saw a video that totally has that beat!

This guy from some airline went into a drugstore while wearing his full uniform, with a camera guy in tow, and proposed to his girlfriend there. Probably next to the birth control pills.

Personally, I think the garbage area was better. It was secluded, private, and well, didn't happen with a camera guy and all these people in their "going to the corner store" outfits gawking.


11th May, 2007

A World of Idea Stealing

I was flipping through a gaming magazine the other day and saw an article for best World of Warcraft videos on YouTube. I saw one with a description that went vaguely like "Warcraft behavior transposed onto real life." Sounds a hell of a lot like, Woog, doesn't it? But you know what? It wasn't. It was something else.

So I went and checked out this mystery video called WoW in RL, and you know what? That concept is still awfully similar to our Woog, which was uploaded over a year before. The execution is quite different, but still, I'm convinced that their intro sequence was practically a shot-for-shot remake of Woog's sequence.

Shameless idea-stealing is nothing new, but honestly, if you're going to steal practically an entire sequence complete with the same shots and all... at give some credit where credit's due.

You can do a comparison here:

Our World of Offline Gaming video

Not our video, but what it could've been if we were all white and had ugly sideburns


7th May, 2007

Tori Amos' new album

So apparently Tori Amos has a new album out, and we've been listening to it and it sounds pretty alright. But the thing is, she's gone with some kinda whacky concept this time and decided to write and perform the album as five different personas: Santa, Clyde, Isabel, Tori and Pip.

Now that's just crazy. What kinda weird schizophrenic person would write as five different personas?

The many personas of Tori Amos


7th May, 2007

Nate has a clone!

Drew went to interview some of the kids who have contributed skate videos to those screens at McDonalds today, and one of the kids who turned up bore an unmistakable resemblence to Nate! And as it turned out, that kid was a skater too, albeit a long-boarder (what's a long-boarder anyway?) What gives? Maybe Nate comes from some cloning vat where they breed skater kids.

So anyway, check out Nate's clone:

On the left: Nate.
On the right: not Nate, but pretty similar.


Wanna read more crap? Then check out the Archive for more bitchy shit!

Wanna do some ranting of your own? Then head to the Msg Forums and vent, or just sign the Guestbook!

 Free Guestbook from Bravenet Free Guestbook from Bravenet Free Message Forum from Bravenet Free Message Forums from Bravenet