- Graphical depictions of girls with funky colored skin and pointy ears
15% (22)
Total votes: 142
Ultimate relief is:
Logging into WoW after the server down-time. (32) 31%
Making it home after holding in your pee in a long slow bus ride. (25) 24%
Removing some ribs and finally being able to put your mouth on your own pee-pee and knowing what it's like to get head after 43 years. (12) 12%
Puking after one too many shots of vodka. (8) 8%
Popping a fat ripe pimple. (5) 5%
A hot bath at the end of the day. (5) 5%
Ejecting a Coldplay CD out of your player. (5) 5%
Pooping the morning after a curry dinner. (4) 4%
Realizing, that, yes in fact you did put a cover page on your TPS report. (1) 1%
SOE destroying Starwars Galaxies and releasing you from the vice like grip it had on your life. (1) 1%
Downloading a huge file. (1) 1%
If the world was unified under Britney Spear's supreme control, and Christina Aguilera led a resistance movement against her fascist regime, would you:
Praise Enimem as the new Messiah and declare a religious war on anyone who doesn't use the word "yo". (40) 43%
Rise up against your oppressors and join Christina's Freedom Fighters. (20) 22%
Sit at home and touch yourself while listening to Coldplay. (15) 16%
Draw a harsh cartoon depicting Christina with a beard and publish it in a Danish newspaper. (7) 8%
Take up arms against the rebels... Queen Britney must saved! (6) 6%
Complain about the new national anthem (written by Kevin Federline) but cowardly refrain from doing anything about it. (5) 5%
My mother and I are:
Great friends. (5) 42%
Not on such good terms. (4) 33%
Time travelling lovers; I went back in time and became my own father. (2) 17%
Not speaking anymore. (1) 8%
Lovers. (0) 0%
Screw-buddies; it's just sex. (0) 0%
Which haircare product is better?
Shampoo is better; it goes on first and it cleans the hair (5) 42%
NO! Conditioner is better; it makes the hair silky and smooth (2) 17%
What are you looking at, swan? (5) 42%
Marky Mark VS Vanilla Ice
Marky Mark (10)
59%
Vanilla Ice (7)
41%
What's your favorite Deadpan video?
Nate's Skate video (ver 1) (2) 20%
The Fourth Place (2) 20%
Nate's Skate video (ver 3) (2) 20%
Tragic Vendetta (1) 10%
Mountains - Nick's b'day video mix (1) 10%
Nate's Skate video (ver 2) (1) 10%
Eff & Neek's skate video (1) 10%
Nice and Decent Daredevil (0)
Sportsfucking (0)
What's your favorite Arnie quote?
"Stick around" - Predator (after nailing a guy to the wall) (2) 10%
"See you at the party, Richter!" - Total Recall (1) 5%
"He had to split." - Running Man (after cutting a guy in half with a chainsaw) (3) 15%
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" - Kindergarten Cop (7) 33%
"Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired." - Commando (after killing a guy) (1) 5%
"I let him go." - Commando (after dropping a guy off a cliff) (0) 0%
"Hey Benny! Screw you!" - Totall Recall (while plunging a drill into Benny) (0) 0%
"To be or not to be? Not to be." - Last Action Hero (0) 0%
"Consider that a divorce." - Total Recall (after shooting his wife) (2) 10%
"If it bleeds, we can kill it." - Predator (1) 5%
"Let off some steam, Bennet" - Commando (1) 5%
"You guys are the REAL terminators!" - to American troops in Iraq (1) 5%
"I'll be back." - Various (1) 5%
"Everybody, CHILL!" - Batman and Robin (freezing everyone with his ice gun) (1) 5%
Which shoes should I buy?
The Lucid shoes (5) 62%
The Tensor shoes (3) 38%
If Hollywood made an ultimate sci-fi movie with all the major icons vs each other, who would emerge victorious?
The Aliens (2) 11%
Predator (0) 0%
Robocop (0) 0%
The Terminator (0) 0%
Darth Vader (5) 28%
Agent Smith (1) 6%
Agent Will Smith (0) 0%
Sam Lowry, the guy from Brazil (1) 6%
Optimus Prime (3) 17%
Hollywood & the Geeks of planet Earth (6) 33%
Which soft drink tastes the worst when not cold?
Coca-Cola (1) 8%
Vanilla Coke (5) 42%
Pepsi (1) 8%
Sprite (0) 0%
7-Up (0) 0%
Fanta Orange (0) 0%
Root Beer (4) 33%
Mountain Dew (0) 0%
Solo (0) 0%
All of the above (1) 8%
Favorite current teen idol under 20
Lindsay Lohan (Teenage Drama Queen) (3) 18%
Hilary Duff (Lizzy McGuire) (1) 6%
The Olsen Twins (the Jailbait sisters) (2) 12%
Emma Watson (Hermione Granger) (1) 6%
Michelle Trachtenberg (Dawn Summers) (0) 0%
Chiaki Kuriyama (Gogo Yubari) (2) 12%
Avril Lavigne (p0$eR grrl) (3) 18%
Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann) (4) 24%
They all suck (1) 6%
If
you were the leader of a global superpower, what kinda leader would you
be?
A war-monger who loves to
see fireworks and military might. (1) 11%
A wimpy pushover who lets
his neighboring countries push him/her around. (2) 22%
The kinda leader who would
abuse his position of power to have lots of sex with impressionable
youngsters. (5) 56%
A facist dictator who brings
back holidays with public executions. (1) 11%
Would
you have sex in public places?
Yeah, I get turned on when
people watch! (1) 10%
Yes, the risk of being caught
thrills me. (3) 30%
Only if I'm absolutely sure
we'll not be caught. (2) 20%
NO! Public Displays of Affection
gross me out as it is. (1) 10%
I don't even have sex in
private, let alone in public. (3) 30%
Do
you shave your armpits?
Yes! Armpit hair is a menace
to society and must be exterminated! (0) 0%
Yeah, when I have the time. (2) 25%
No - but I'm thinking of
it. (2) 25%
No - I can't be bothered. (4) 50%
No! I love armpit bush! (0) 0%
What's
the minimum length for a functional schlong?
None. Any schlong will do. (1) 10%
At least an inch. (0) 0%
2-3 inches. (0) 0%
4-5 inches. (1) 10%
6-8 inches. (2) 20%
Long enough to maintain
an interstate relationship. (3) 30%
Wouldn't know; I live in
Japan so I've never been with a functional schlong. (0) 0%
Huh? What's a schlong? (3)
If
you could send a terminator back in time and kill a person and stop them
from releasing a song, who would it be?
Lou Bega - Mambo #5 (3)
11%
Ricky Martin - La vida loca (1) 4%
Blur - Song 2 (0) 0%
Men without hats - The Safety
Dance (1) 4%
Reef - Place your hands (1) 4%
Los del rio - Macarena (3)
11%
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup
Song (5) 18%
Nicki French - Total Eclipse
of the heart (1) 4%
Chumbawumba - Tub thumping (1) 4%
Ja Rule - The Reign (6)
21%
All country music people
Eff- Little Satan
anything by belinda carlisle
The Chihuahuas song
Who's
the hottest mom?
Stifler's mom (American
Pie) (0) 0%
Dexter's mom (Dexter's Laboratory)
(0) 0%
Chandler's mom (Friends)
(1) 5%
Stacy's mom (Fountains of
Wayne) (10) 50%
Rory's mom (Gilmore Girls)
(6) 30%
Eminem's mom (8 Mile) (0)
0%
Tate's mom (0) 0%
What's the
grossest hair?
Armpit hair
(4) 25%
Overgrown nasal hair (3)
19%
Hairy back/shoulders (0)
0%
Hairy toes (0) 0%
The "Snail Trail"
(0) 0%
Monobrows (0) 0%
Pubic hair (4) 25%
Butt hair (3) 19%
Mike Shinoda's goatee (1)
6%
Spunk smells
most like:
Chicken flavored twisties.
(3) 30%
Freshly cut grass. (1) 10%
Pine O Cleen. (0) 0% Old
socks. (1) 10%
I don't know what spunk
smells like. (1) 10%
It has a metallic after-taste.
Oops, did you say "smell"? (2) 20%
What's spunk? (2) 20%
Which is
your favorite "over your ex" song?
Britney Spears - Stronger
(11) 61%
Christina Aguilera - Fighter
(4) 22%
Avril Lavigne - Sk8ter boi
(1) 6%
Justin Timberlake - Cry
me a river (1) 6%
Marilyn Manson - Paranoir
(0) 0%
Meza Virs - Tragic Vendetta
(1) 6%
Miss Jade ft. Nelly Furtado/Timbaland
- Ching Ching (0) 0%
Murmurs - You suck (0) 0%
What's your
favorite breakup line?
"I just don't see myself
being with someone in a band named SkiVe." (0) 0%
"I can't... because
I'm in love with Marc." (1) 6%
"I just can't commit
to a relationship right now." (0) 0%
"Being with you helped
me realize that I'm gay/straight." (2) 12%
"Look out behind you!
It's a 3-headed monkey!" (3) 18%
"I know now why you
cry, but it's something that I can never do." (4) 24%
"I think we're better
friends than lovers." (0) 0%
"You're just too Nice
and Decent for someone like me." (2) 12%
"I can see how some
ppl might find you attractive... but I don't." (0) 0%
"Goodbye.
Oh, and good luck with the acne." (2) 12%
Other view suggestions (3)
18%
Which
top 20 artist would you most want to silence for ever and ever?
Black Eyed Peas (1) 3%
R Kelly (3) 10%
Sean Paul (7) 24%
Eminem (2) 7%
Ja Rule (3) 10%
Kelly Clarkson (0) 0%
50 Cent (3) 10%
Beyonce (0) 0%
Matchbox 20 (0) 0%
Stacie Orrico (2) 7%
What's
your favorite euphemism for seminal fluid?
Spunk (0) 0%
Cum (4) 24%
Jizz (5) 29%
Love-juice (1) 6%
Pearl Jam (0) 0%
Nut (0) 0%
Sploogey (2) 12%
Cream-pie (0) 0%
Shmoo (0) 0%
With
options like these, a question is really unnecessary.
Jennifer Lopez (2) 12%
Salma Hayek (7) 41%
Michelle Rodriguez (4) 24%
Eva Mendes (1) 6%
Penelope Cruz (0) 0%
Roselyn Sanchez (hottie
from Rush Hour 2) (3) 18%
Rosie Perez (0) 0%
Other view suggestions (0)
0%
Ugliest
Celebrity:
Anastacia (1) 3%
Emma Bunton (2) 5%
Steve Buscemi (6) 16%
Kerry Collins (1) 3%
Billy Corgan (1) 3%
Minnie Driver (8) 21%
Geri Halliwell (1) 3%
Stacie Orrico (7) 18%
DJ Qualls (5) 13%
Mena Suvari (6) 16%
Christina
Aguilera is:
Really hot and musically
talented (3) 19%
A hottie with a great ass
who can't sing (4) 25%
A skanky ho & I hate
her because she'll never sleep with an ugly dork like me (6) 38%
Not that hot, but I'd still
pay money to pork her (2) 12%
My favorite pop princess
(0) 0%
The reason why I have hairy
palms (1) 6%
The
most Evil kinda female:
Nobody thought that the
Creepy Demon Chick was particularly evil compared to the others.
21% of you figured
the Gold-Digger to be the most evil chick in the world.
21% didn't think
much of Nicole Kidman and voted for her.
29% voted in favor
of the Manipulative Ice-Queen. (Woo, Tiana, you're a bitch!)
And the remaining 29%
of voters were either gold-diggers, Ice-Queens or Nicole Kidman.
