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It is a sad fact of life that the same freedom of speech that allows someone to say: "The Earth is not flat and it certainly isn't the centre of the Solar System" also allows someone else to counter with: "Of course the Earth is flat, you noob. And Ja Rule is the greatest rapper ever!" Oh the bitter irony! Anyway, the point is, people can say whatever they want. But most people choose to say nasty things. We at Deadpan Entertainment are no different, having said a lot of dumb shit and badmouthed everything from Coldplay to Playstation Dual-Shock controllers. A lot of people don't seem to like that, so we've gotten a lot of hatemail in the past, ranging from nasty guestbook entries to comments made about our videos on YouTube and stuff. Anyway, we've decided to showcase some of our favorite hatemail in this section. By no means are we encouraging you to write more hatemail, of course. But some of it is pretty funny and we respect your right to say dumb shit too. "Stupid fagot Chinese. Go to hell." "F**kin n00bs yuo don' even understand l33t masters of gaming and try 2 make a movie bout them? F**kin retards." "Its not funny a**holes. Its fukking lame.. jeez if you laugh about this you dont have a fukkin life." "omg please get a life. Those voices sucked." "skate or die... you should give up on skateing and die fag." "omg, that sucked, i can do all that shit and im only seven." "You, Dead Pan Drew, yr accent make me sick,
and you're nothing but a sick wannabe movie maker... who really cant make any anyway..
So you end up writing? But sadly, that sucks
too.. NO balls! Chicken! bleh! No wonder
I dislike u the first time I see u... yucks... yr site looks
so gay... Purple????" "As of this video (Woog), i am embarrased to be a Singaporean.
They couldn't even get their accents right. Painful." "I could not bring myself to watch (World of Offline Gaming) after a while. They REALLY need girlfriends." "Wow, (World of Offline Gaming) was pretty bad. The idea was quite original and witty but not well executed. The jokes weren't funny in the least bit, just lame and akward. The acting and voice acting was also quite bad. I also didn't understand the Leeroy thing because Leeroy's vidoe wasn't a ninja looting video." "For somebody who calls themself 'Deadpan Entertainment', there's nothing deadpan about (Woog). Obnoxiously acted, woefully unfunny, and not worth your time." "(World of Offline Gaming) is the worst, stupidest, crappiest, shittiest, most boring piece of crap movie ive seen. Ive been waiting for the day where for a movie to be released thats worse than Leeroy Jenkins. Here it is." "Your mother chee bye* hole is very big ask her to sting abit." *by the way, for our non-Singaporean readers... "chee bye" is an Hokkien word for a certain part of the female genitalia "omg! seriously, how much time do you waste writting about pointless stuff criticising everything. Look at urself first! You are just sad... sad...sad... oh do i have to repeat it? S.A.D." "get more pussy guys, those guys just look like they wanked off to bad porn and have yet to discover devon." "but we all know just what the hell is the problem with gay boys like you. too fucking anal that's what. get some vaseline boy."
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