Quotes

"Where do all these tables come from?" - Chris (after being slammed into yet another table)

"Overruled! We're not in a David E. Kelly show and you're not Dylan McDermott!" - Shiven
"Oh yeah? I'm going to go over there and stick my foot so far up your ass you'll be singing Vhonda Shepherd!" - Chris

"Damn. My jaw hasn't hurt this much since I dated Jacinta." - Chris (after being smacked in the jaw)

"So now if you'd excuse me, I have a date with the Malboro Man." - Shiven