Quotes

"The best friend character never gets laid! I'm just the less attractive counterpart that the casting director threw in to make the main character look better in comparison." - Howie

"It feels as if we're always in the same locations. Like we're in a cheap British sit-com or a student film that can't afford more than one set." - Amy

"I heard sounds of violence and female screaming. I figured you were either watching Japanese porn or playing Diablo II." - Josh (cut scene)

"Ever notice how we always seem to be listening to music? It's like there's a radio following us around twenty-four/seven." - Maxine, referring to the constant presence of background music in the video

"I'm not a character in a Disney movie that can instantly grow into a better person after reaching a plot-point in the second act." - Amy

"Why do you want to know my boy problems? Is it because you're concerned about me? Or is it because it might concern you?" - Amy

"Hey does this mean we're not going to get laid anytime soon?" - Josh
"Movies never end with a sex scene." - Amy
"Pornos do." - Josh

"Or maybe I just miss having a boyfriend." - Amy
"You miss being able to relate to Belinda Carlisle lyrics, don't you?" - Howie (cut scene)

"Yeah, I guess incestuous sex is pretty gross." - Amy
"I know! It's so last season! We may as well do it while listening to Anastacia or something."
- Maxine

"You'll get over him eventually." - Josh
"I don't even know if I want to." - Amy